外国人的幽默笑话
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鱼洪18694922866…… 波兰女人抱怨说,她虽然有电视机又有电冰箱,却没有东西可以放入冰箱.有人提议: 「为什麽不把电视机放在冰箱里面,那就什麽都齐全了.」 驾车游欧的女士站在希腊一处古迹的倒地石柱前拍纪念照.「千万别把汽车拍进去,」 她大声说,「不然我丈夫一定会说是我把柱子给撞倒的.」 瘦弱的小毛虫给漂亮的雀小姐发现了,连忙哀求道:「请不要吃我,我可以告诉你我 同伴的住处,它们比我肥美的多呢!」雀小姐答:「不必了,我正在减肥.」说罢便 把毛虫一口吃掉.
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鱼洪18694922866…… Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go slow＂. 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着＂学校----慢行＂. Let me take it ...
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鱼洪18694922866…… Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help...
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鱼洪18694922866…… Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. ＂ What's in your box?＂ asked the friend.＂A cat,＂ answered Mrs Brown. ＂You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This ...
@符磊4565：外国好友发的英语笑话如下,他说很好笑很经典的,但是我没看出来哪里好笑,2 men walk into a bar.You think the second man would have saw it!what u think ... - 作业帮
鱼洪18694922866…… [答案] walk into a bar 有双关义,既可以是“走进一家酒吧”,也可以是“撞上一根栏杆” 光看第一句很容易以为是通常的”两个人走进一家酒吧“,结果第二句”你以为第二个人会看见它吗?“,才知道原来说的是“两个人撞上一根栏杆”,而且第二个...
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鱼洪18694922866…… A smart housewife A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: ＂That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no ...
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鱼洪18694922866…… 好吧~~给你讲一个 一老几英语学的半斤八两的就拽不唧唧的跑外国体验生活~~ 一日街头不小心撞到一老外~~此人大喜~~机会来了~~ 他赶紧对老外说:＂I'm sorry.＂ 老外出于礼貌:＂I'm sorry too.＂ 此人心想,two???然后赶紧回道:＂I'm sorry three.＂ 老外自然不懂:＂what are you sorry for?＂(你怎么这样说对不起?) 此人想,four???然后立刻说:＂I'm sorry five.＂ 就先给你讲这个了~~别的知道很多 比如什么“Tomorow morning, who get up who call who”啥类~~懒的写了
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鱼洪18694922866…… 1、有一人独自在森林中冒险,突然发现自己被食人族重重包围.于是对天空大喊:“我死定了,上帝救救我!” 只见天空出现一到光传来一个声音:“还不一定,你再捡起地上一颗大石头,把带头的酋长砸死.”于是他捡起地上最大的一颗石...
鱼洪18694922866…… 波兰女人抱怨说,她虽然有电视机又有电冰箱,却没有东西可以放入冰箱.有人提议: 「为什麽不把电视机放在冰箱里面,那就什麽都齐全了.」 驾车游欧的女士站在希腊一处古迹的倒地石柱前拍纪念照.「千万别把汽车拍进去,」 她大声说,「不然我丈夫一定会说是我把柱子给撞倒的.」 瘦弱的小毛虫给漂亮的雀小姐发现了,连忙哀求道:「请不要吃我,我可以告诉你我 同伴的住处,它们比我肥美的多呢!」雀小姐答:「不必了,我正在减肥.」说罢便 把毛虫一口吃掉.
@符磊4565：急急!!!!!!搞笑的英文笑话.越搞笑越好,越多越好.有奖励的 -
鱼洪18694922866…… Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning? Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,＂School-Go slow＂. 老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到? 汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着＂学校----慢行＂. Let me take it ...
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鱼洪18694922866…… Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergency center for help...
@符磊4565：求超级好笑的英语笑话!! -
鱼洪18694922866…… Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. ＂ What's in your box?＂ asked the friend.＂A cat,＂ answered Mrs Brown. ＂You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This ...
@符磊4565：外国好友发的英语笑话如下,他说很好笑很经典的,但是我没看出来哪里好笑,2 men walk into a bar.You think the second man would have saw it!what u think ... - 作业帮
鱼洪18694922866…… [答案] walk into a bar 有双关义,既可以是“走进一家酒吧”,也可以是“撞上一根栏杆” 光看第一句很容易以为是通常的”两个人走进一家酒吧“,结果第二句”你以为第二个人会看见它吗?“,才知道原来说的是“两个人撞上一根栏杆”,而且第二个...
@符磊4565：英语爆笑笑话
鱼洪18694922866…… A smart housewife A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: ＂That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no ...
@符磊4565：简单的英文笑话 -
鱼洪18694922866…… 好吧~~给你讲一个 一老几英语学的半斤八两的就拽不唧唧的跑外国体验生活~~ 一日街头不小心撞到一老外~~此人大喜~~机会来了~~ 他赶紧对老外说:＂I'm sorry.＂ 老外出于礼貌:＂I'm sorry too.＂ 此人心想,two???然后赶紧回道:＂I'm sorry three.＂ 老外自然不懂:＂what are you sorry for?＂(你怎么这样说对不起?) 此人想,four???然后立刻说:＂I'm sorry five.＂ 就先给你讲这个了~~别的知道很多 比如什么“Tomorow morning, who get up who call who”啥类~~懒的写了
@符磊4565：世界上最搞笑的笑话 -
鱼洪18694922866…… 1、有一人独自在森林中冒险,突然发现自己被食人族重重包围.于是对天空大喊:“我死定了,上帝救救我!” 只见天空出现一到光传来一个声音:“还不一定,你再捡起地上一颗大石头,把带头的酋长砸死.”于是他捡起地上最大的一颗石...
