外国幽默笑话段子集锦
@后育1409：收集经典的全英文笑话?
仲逸15892143288…… 一个醉酒司机和交警的搞笑对话 A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, ＂What' s the problem officer?＂ Officer: ＂You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.＂ Man: ＂No sir, I was going 65.＂ Wife: ＂Oh, Harry. You were going 80....
@后育1409：收集外国经典笑话! -
仲逸15892143288…… 波兰女人抱怨说,她虽然有电视机又有电冰箱,却没有东西可以放入冰箱.有人提议: 「为什麽不把电视机放在冰箱里面,那就什麽都齐全了.」 驾车游欧的女士站在希腊一处古迹的倒地石柱前拍纪念照.「千万别把汽车拍进去,」 她大声说,「不然我丈夫一定会说是我把柱子给撞倒的.」 瘦弱的小毛虫给漂亮的雀小姐发现了,连忙哀求道:「请不要吃我,我可以告诉你我 同伴的住处,它们比我肥美的多呢!」雀小姐答:「不必了,我正在减肥.」说罢便 把毛虫一口吃掉.
@后育1409：求一些短小的英文笑话 -
仲逸15892143288…… 1. we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2. how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up ! 你有...
@后育1409：求一些搞笑的英文小段子 -
仲逸15892143288…… I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue ＂Are we poisonous?＂ the young snake asked his mother. ＂Yes,dear,＂ she replied. ＂Why do you ask?＂ ＂Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!＂ 我刚咬了自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗?”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈. “是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?” “因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头!”
@后育1409：简单的英文笑话
仲逸15892143288…… 好吧~~给你讲一个一老几英语学的半斤八两的就拽不唧唧的跑外国体验生活~~一日街头不小心撞到一老外~~此人大喜~~机会来了~~他赶紧对老外说:＂I'm sorry.＂老外出于礼貌:＂I'm sorry too.＂此人心想,two???然后赶紧回道:＂I'm sorry three.＂老外自然不懂:＂what are you sorry for?＂(你怎么这样说对不起?)此人想,four???然后立刻说:＂I'm sorry five.＂就先给你讲这个了~~别的知道很多比如什么“Tomorow morning, who get up who call who”啥类~~懒的写了
@后育1409：英语段子搞笑的唯美的都行,带翻译.... -
仲逸15892143288…… 1. Mun Betty broke the window(妈妈,贝蒂砸破了窗玻璃) 2. How did she do it?(她怎么砸的?)3. I threw a rock at her and she ducked(我扔石头砸她,她躲开了)
@后育1409：求几则能让人笑的英文笑话,谢谢支持 -
仲逸15892143288…… Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.园艺定律:区分益草和害草的办法是,拔出来试试——如果很容易拔掉,就证明它是益草.
@后育1409：中英文的幽默小笑话 -
仲逸15892143288…… 老毕去外国出差,但他的英文很烂. 一次,他在街上游荡,不知不觉走到了一条小巷里.忽然,一个外国人手握刀子跳了出来,口中念念有词. 老毕听不懂,不过看样子知道是抢劫的.于是,老毕摆好架势,说:“Money no!Live one!It you don't go,I will give you some colour see see!”(要钱没有!要命一条!你要是不走,我会给你一些颜色看看!)
@后育1409：求一则150英文的幽默笑话
仲逸15892143288…… Delicious 味道好极了 A Hollywood producer was determined to give his mother a birthday gift that would be better than any his brothers weregiving her. He heard about an amazing bird which could talk in twelve languages and sing ten famous ...
@后育1409：英语搞笑小段子 -
仲逸15892143288…… It's not my fauit ＂Aren't you ashamed of yourself,Victor?You're the worst pupil in your class,＂said the father. ＂What's that got to with me?Is it my fail that the worst one was yesterday transferred to another school?＂was the answer. 采纳吧亲,打英文着实不容易...
仲逸15892143288…… 一个醉酒司机和交警的搞笑对话 A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, ＂What' s the problem officer?＂ Officer: ＂You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.＂ Man: ＂No sir, I was going 65.＂ Wife: ＂Oh, Harry. You were going 80....
@后育1409：收集外国经典笑话! -
仲逸15892143288…… 波兰女人抱怨说,她虽然有电视机又有电冰箱,却没有东西可以放入冰箱.有人提议: 「为什麽不把电视机放在冰箱里面,那就什麽都齐全了.」 驾车游欧的女士站在希腊一处古迹的倒地石柱前拍纪念照.「千万别把汽车拍进去,」 她大声说,「不然我丈夫一定会说是我把柱子给撞倒的.」 瘦弱的小毛虫给漂亮的雀小姐发现了,连忙哀求道:「请不要吃我,我可以告诉你我 同伴的住处,它们比我肥美的多呢!」雀小姐答:「不必了,我正在减肥.」说罢便 把毛虫一口吃掉.
@后育1409：求一些短小的英文笑话 -
仲逸15892143288…… 1. we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2. how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up ! 你有...
@后育1409：求一些搞笑的英文小段子 -
仲逸15892143288…… I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue ＂Are we poisonous?＂ the young snake asked his mother. ＂Yes,dear,＂ she replied. ＂Why do you ask?＂ ＂Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!＂ 我刚咬了自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗?”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈. “是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?” “因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头!”
@后育1409：简单的英文笑话
仲逸15892143288…… 好吧~~给你讲一个一老几英语学的半斤八两的就拽不唧唧的跑外国体验生活~~一日街头不小心撞到一老外~~此人大喜~~机会来了~~他赶紧对老外说:＂I'm sorry.＂老外出于礼貌:＂I'm sorry too.＂此人心想,two???然后赶紧回道:＂I'm sorry three.＂老外自然不懂:＂what are you sorry for?＂(你怎么这样说对不起?)此人想,four???然后立刻说:＂I'm sorry five.＂就先给你讲这个了~~别的知道很多比如什么“Tomorow morning, who get up who call who”啥类~~懒的写了
@后育1409：英语段子搞笑的唯美的都行,带翻译.... -
仲逸15892143288…… 1. Mun Betty broke the window(妈妈,贝蒂砸破了窗玻璃) 2. How did she do it?(她怎么砸的?)3. I threw a rock at her and she ducked(我扔石头砸她,她躲开了)
@后育1409：求几则能让人笑的英文笑话,谢谢支持 -
仲逸15892143288…… Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.园艺定律:区分益草和害草的办法是,拔出来试试——如果很容易拔掉,就证明它是益草.
@后育1409：中英文的幽默小笑话 -
仲逸15892143288…… 老毕去外国出差,但他的英文很烂. 一次,他在街上游荡,不知不觉走到了一条小巷里.忽然,一个外国人手握刀子跳了出来,口中念念有词. 老毕听不懂,不过看样子知道是抢劫的.于是,老毕摆好架势,说:“Money no!Live one!It you don't go,I will give you some colour see see!”(要钱没有!要命一条!你要是不走,我会给你一些颜色看看!)
@后育1409：求一则150英文的幽默笑话
仲逸15892143288…… Delicious 味道好极了 A Hollywood producer was determined to give his mother a birthday gift that would be better than any his brothers weregiving her. He heard about an amazing bird which could talk in twelve languages and sing ten famous ...
@后育1409：英语搞笑小段子 -
仲逸15892143288…… It's not my fauit ＂Aren't you ashamed of yourself,Victor?You're the worst pupil in your class,＂said the father. ＂What's that got to with me?Is it my fail that the worst one was yesterday transferred to another school?＂was the answer. 采纳吧亲,打英文着实不容易...
