外国幽默笑话段子
@陈司678：英语幽默笑话大全 -
于宣17853295870…… 一、我是单身汉Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.＂Anything else?＂ The nurse asked. ＂Yes,＂Jack thinks for a while and said,＂I'm a bachelor.＂ 杰克...
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于宣17853295870…… 波兰女人抱怨说,她虽然有电视机又有电冰箱,却没有东西可以放入冰箱.有人提议: 「为什麽不把电视机放在冰箱里面,那就什麽都齐全了.」 驾车游欧的女士站在希腊一处古迹的倒地石柱前拍纪念照.「千万别把汽车拍进去,」 她大声说,「不然我丈夫一定会说是我把柱子给撞倒的.」 瘦弱的小毛虫给漂亮的雀小姐发现了,连忙哀求道:「请不要吃我,我可以告诉你我 同伴的住处,它们比我肥美的多呢!」雀小姐答:「不必了,我正在减肥.」说罢便 把毛虫一口吃掉.
@陈司678：简短简短的英文笑话大全爆笑 -
于宣17853295870…… I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: ＂Wake up, sir!＂ ＂I wasn't
@陈司678：求几个英文笑话
于宣17853295870…… English中文1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 ?2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不 鸟我,我也不 鸟你 4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together ...
@陈司678：求一些短小的英文笑话 -
于宣17853295870…… 1. we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2. how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up ! 你有...
@陈司678：求一些搞笑的英文小段子 -
于宣17853295870…… I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue ＂Are we poisonous?＂ the young snake asked his mother. ＂Yes,dear,＂ she replied. ＂Why do you ask?＂ ＂Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!＂ 我刚咬了自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗?”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈. “是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?” “因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头!”
@陈司678：英语笑话(要简短又笑的) -
于宣17853295870…… A teacher said to her class:＂Who was the first man?＂“George Washington,＂ a little boy shouted promptly.＂How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?＂ asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.＂Because, ＂ said ...
@陈司678：英语幽默笑话故事
于宣17853295870…… On his deathbed poor Lubin lies; His spouse is in despair; With frequent sobs and mutual cries; They both express their care. “A different cause,”says Parson Sly, “The same effect may give: Poor Lubin fears that he may die ; His wife,that he may...
@陈司678：英文笑话 -
于宣17853295870…… Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you so ...
@陈司678：英语短笑话 -
于宣17853295870…… 英语幽默笑话: 一:She Didn＂t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her ...
于宣17853295870…… 一、我是单身汉Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.＂Anything else?＂ The nurse asked. ＂Yes,＂Jack thinks for a while and said,＂I'm a bachelor.＂ 杰克...
@陈司678：收集外国经典笑话! -
于宣17853295870…… 波兰女人抱怨说,她虽然有电视机又有电冰箱,却没有东西可以放入冰箱.有人提议: 「为什麽不把电视机放在冰箱里面,那就什麽都齐全了.」 驾车游欧的女士站在希腊一处古迹的倒地石柱前拍纪念照.「千万别把汽车拍进去,」 她大声说,「不然我丈夫一定会说是我把柱子给撞倒的.」 瘦弱的小毛虫给漂亮的雀小姐发现了,连忙哀求道:「请不要吃我,我可以告诉你我 同伴的住处,它们比我肥美的多呢!」雀小姐答:「不必了,我正在减肥.」说罢便 把毛虫一口吃掉.
@陈司678：简短简短的英文笑话大全爆笑 -
于宣17853295870…… I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: ＂Wake up, sir!＂ ＂I wasn't
@陈司678：求几个英文笑话
于宣17853295870…… English中文1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 ?2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不 鸟我,我也不 鸟你 4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ! together ...
@陈司678：求一些短小的英文笑话 -
于宣17853295870…… 1. we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2. how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3. you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers!together up ! 你有...
@陈司678：求一些搞笑的英文小段子 -
于宣17853295870…… I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue ＂Are we poisonous?＂ the young snake asked his mother. ＂Yes,dear,＂ she replied. ＂Why do you ask?＂ ＂Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!＂ 我刚咬了自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗?”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈. “是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?” “因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头!”
@陈司678：英语笑话(要简短又笑的) -
于宣17853295870…… A teacher said to her class:＂Who was the first man?＂“George Washington,＂ a little boy shouted promptly.＂How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?＂ asked the teacher, smiling indulgently.＂Because, ＂ said ...
@陈司678：英语幽默笑话故事
于宣17853295870…… On his deathbed poor Lubin lies; His spouse is in despair; With frequent sobs and mutual cries; They both express their care. “A different cause,”says Parson Sly, “The same effect may give: Poor Lubin fears that he may die ; His wife,that he may...
@陈司678：英文笑话 -
于宣17853295870…… Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly. ＂Here are two cents more. But why are you so ...
@陈司678：英语短笑话 -
于宣17853295870…… 英语幽默笑话: 一:She Didn＂t Say Anything A mother and son were washing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a crash of breaking dishes, then complete silence. The girl looked at her ...
