搞笑的英语句子+让人笑喷
@闫子6553：搞笑的英语句子? -
曲炭18369791736…… 1、When two's company, three's the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 2、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 3、God ...
@闫子6553：英语幽默笑话大全 -
曲炭18369791736…… 一、我是单身汉Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.＂Anything else?＂ The nurse asked. ＂Yes,＂Jack thinks for a while and said,＂I'm a bachelor.＂ 杰克...
@闫子6553：求一句最搞笑的英语句子?带中文翻译. - 作业帮
曲炭18369791736…… [答案] 晚上好! Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡 Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛
@闫子6553：英语幽默搞笑短文 - 作业帮
曲炭18369791736…… [答案] First FlightMr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day ... 其它的平装书每本才卖十或十五美分.我指出这本书保存状况颇好,纳什是个有趣的诗人,这个要价是合理的.他说这是个原则...
@闫子6553：简短简短的英文笑话大全爆笑 -
曲炭18369791736…… I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: ＂Wake up, sir!＂ ＂I wasn't
@闫子6553：英语幽默短文 要搞笑的 - 作业帮
曲炭18369791736…… [答案] 英语幽默:Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush.She watched the cat,and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely,＂Woof,woof,woof!＂ The cat was so ...
@闫子6553：英语搞笑句子 -
曲炭18369791736…… Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡...
@闫子6553：爆笑英语小笑话 -
曲炭18369791736…… There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells...
@闫子6553：英语笑话 中英混杂 简短 急需! -
曲炭18369791736…… Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slow＂.老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:＂学校----慢行.＂ Mother: Why are ...
@闫子6553：求一些搞笑的英文小段子 -
曲炭18369791736…… I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue ＂Are we poisonous?＂ the young snake asked his mother. ＂Yes,dear,＂ she replied. ＂Why do you ask?＂ ＂Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!＂ 我刚咬了自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗?”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈. “是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?” “因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头!”
曲炭18369791736…… 1、When two's company, three's the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 2、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 3、God ...
@闫子6553：英语幽默笑话大全 -
曲炭18369791736…… 一、我是单身汉Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.＂Anything else?＂ The nurse asked. ＂Yes,＂Jack thinks for a while and said,＂I'm a bachelor.＂ 杰克...
@闫子6553：求一句最搞笑的英语句子?带中文翻译. - 作业帮
曲炭18369791736…… [答案] 晚上好! Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡 Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛
@闫子6553：英语幽默搞笑短文 - 作业帮
曲炭18369791736…… [答案] First FlightMr. Johnson had never been up in an aerophane before and he had read a lot about air accidents, so one day ... 其它的平装书每本才卖十或十五美分.我指出这本书保存状况颇好,纳什是个有趣的诗人,这个要价是合理的.他说这是个原则...
@闫子6553：简短简短的英文笑话大全爆笑 -
曲炭18369791736…… I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: ＂Wake up, sir!＂ ＂I wasn't
@闫子6553：英语幽默短文 要搞笑的 - 作业帮
曲炭18369791736…… [答案] 英语幽默:Second language A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush.She watched the cat,and the cat watched the mice. Mother mouse barked fiercely,＂Woof,woof,woof!＂ The cat was so ...
@闫子6553：英语搞笑句子 -
曲炭18369791736…… Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡...
@闫子6553：爆笑英语小笑话 -
曲炭18369791736…… There were these three guys. They had been walking for 3 days and were very tired. They found a hotel, rented a room and went to sleep. Then, this old guy comes in out of nowhere, and says there is a magic pool just outside their hotel room. He tells...
@闫子6553：英语笑话 中英混杂 简短 急需! -
曲炭18369791736…… Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slow＂.老师:汤姆,您为什么每天上学迟到?汤姆:我每次路过拐角,一个路标上面写着:＂学校----慢行.＂ Mother: Why are ...
@闫子6553：求一些搞笑的英文小段子 -
曲炭18369791736…… I`ve Just Bitten My Tongue ＂Are we poisonous?＂ the young snake asked his mother. ＂Yes,dear,＂ she replied. ＂Why do you ask?＂ ＂Because I`ve just bitten my tongue!＂ 我刚咬了自己的舌头 “我们有毒吗?”一条年幼的蛇问它的妈妈. “是的,亲爱的,”她回答说,“你问这个干什么?” “因为我刚刚咬了自己的舌头!”
