英语幽默怼人的话
@益紫1907：英语一些调侃的话 -
殷疫19717414048…… Pardon my French
@益紫1907：求用英语骂人的话,或是经典的生活用语! -
殷疫19717414048…… shit!(这个太严厉了,多用shut),son of bitch,直接bitch也行!damn(这更像个感叹词,MD这种)
@益紫1907：有没有英语简单易懂的幽默小对话?(2分钟的) -
殷疫19717414048…… 男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?) 女:Actually I'd rather have the money.(不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.) 经典对话二: 男:Can I have your name?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?) 女:Why? Don't you already have...
@益紫1907：英语幽默笑话大全 -
殷疫19717414048…… 一、我是单身汉Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.＂Anything else?＂ The nurse asked. ＂Yes,＂Jack thinks for a while and said,＂I'm a bachelor.＂ 杰克...
@益紫1907：比较搞笑的英语俚语? -
殷疫19717414048…… 1. I'm so fed up with your BS. Cut the crap. 我受够了你的废话, 少说废话吧. 美女 (美国的女人) 是不喜欢说 [***] 这个不雅的字的, 所以她们就说 shoot, 或是BS(=Bull [***]) 来表示她们还是很有气质的. ＂Cut your crap.＂ 是当你听到对方废话...
@益紫1907：找个搞笑的英语笑话(用英语写的),越短越好. -
殷疫19717414048…… Toothache Jim:Is that tooth still aching? I'd have that tooth out if it were mine. Tom:So would I if it were yours. 牙痛 吉姆:那颗牙还痛吗?如果那颗牙是我的,我就请人把它拔掉. 汤姆:如果那颗牙是你的,我也会这么做的. Wonderful Boy: Doctor...
@益紫1907：简单而幽默的英语笑话,带中文翻译 -
殷疫19717414048…… too Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.Patient: It should. I've been practicing all night.医生:听上去你咳嗽今天好多了.病人:应该如此.我昨晚练习了一整夜.
@益紫1907：能给几个搞笑又经典的英文句子 -
殷疫19717414048…… 先给几个: Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And ...
@益紫1907：求一些英文幽默句子,越多越好 -
殷疫19717414048…… One should love anim als. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every ...
@益紫1907：求一句最搞笑的英语句子?带中文翻译. - 作业帮
殷疫19717414048…… [答案] 晚上好! Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡 Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛
殷疫19717414048…… Pardon my French
@益紫1907：求用英语骂人的话,或是经典的生活用语! -
殷疫19717414048…… shit!(这个太严厉了,多用shut),son of bitch,直接bitch也行!damn(这更像个感叹词,MD这种)
@益紫1907：有没有英语简单易懂的幽默小对话?(2分钟的) -
殷疫19717414048…… 男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?) 女:Actually I'd rather have the money.(不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.) 经典对话二: 男:Can I have your name?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?) 女:Why? Don't you already have...
@益紫1907：英语幽默笑话大全 -
殷疫19717414048…… 一、我是单身汉Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back.＂Anything else?＂ The nurse asked. ＂Yes,＂Jack thinks for a while and said,＂I'm a bachelor.＂ 杰克...
@益紫1907：比较搞笑的英语俚语? -
殷疫19717414048…… 1. I'm so fed up with your BS. Cut the crap. 我受够了你的废话, 少说废话吧. 美女 (美国的女人) 是不喜欢说 [***] 这个不雅的字的, 所以她们就说 shoot, 或是BS(=Bull [***]) 来表示她们还是很有气质的. ＂Cut your crap.＂ 是当你听到对方废话...
@益紫1907：找个搞笑的英语笑话(用英语写的),越短越好. -
殷疫19717414048…… Toothache Jim:Is that tooth still aching? I'd have that tooth out if it were mine. Tom:So would I if it were yours. 牙痛 吉姆:那颗牙还痛吗?如果那颗牙是我的,我就请人把它拔掉. 汤姆:如果那颗牙是你的,我也会这么做的. Wonderful Boy: Doctor...
@益紫1907：简单而幽默的英语笑话,带中文翻译 -
殷疫19717414048…… too Doctor: Your cough sounds much better today.Patient: It should. I've been practicing all night.医生:听上去你咳嗽今天好多了.病人:应该如此.我昨晚练习了一整夜.
@益紫1907：能给几个搞笑又经典的英文句子 -
殷疫19717414048…… 先给几个: Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And ...
@益紫1907：求一些英文幽默句子,越多越好 -
殷疫19717414048…… One should love anim als. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every ...
@益紫1907：求一句最搞笑的英语句子?带中文翻译. - 作业帮
殷疫19717414048…… [答案] 晚上好! Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa. 钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡 Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛
