英语搞笑对话一问一答
@全明6775：谁知道一些英语的问答式的小笑话? -
祖梁17583568344…… Just after class,a teacher asked to a student＂Boy, why have you got cotton in your ear? Is it infected? You look very pain,＂ ＂No, sir, but you just told me everything my a ear went in one ear and out. so I am trying to stop it.＂ “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?” “没有,老师.可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面.” 选我吧,好不容易打出来.
@全明6775：英语幽默对话,大约三分钟 -
祖梁17583568344…… who was the first man? 谁是世界上第一个男人 a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?” 一个老师问她的学生:“谁是世界上第一个男人” “george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly. 一个小男孩立刻大声说:“乔治.华盛...
@全明6775：谁帮我找一个英语小笑话,一问一答式的,最少要有四句.
祖梁17583568344…… 一个小笑话、你是个英语白痴,不小心撞到一个老外,你说I am sorry,老外说I am sorry too,你说I am sorry three,老外:What are you sorry for?你说I am sorry five…
@全明6775：两人英语搞笑情景对话 -
祖梁17583568344…… I:I fuck you yestoday You: I went to bed with you yestoday!I:I fuck you girlfriend,oh,very nice, good!You:I fuck you mother!I:You go,my mother is in the company,you go!You:Shit,fuck,you mother is bird dipporite!
@全明6775：英语搞笑小对话(3分钟,两个人的)快~~ -
祖梁17583568344…… Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了. Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… ...
@全明6775：英语幽默对话 -
祖梁17583568344…… 经典对话一: 男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?) 女:Actually I'd rather have the money.(不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.) 经典对话二: 男:Can I have your name?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?) 女:Why? Don't ...
@全明6775：有没有英语简单易懂的幽默小对话?(2分钟的) -
祖梁17583568344…… 男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?) 女:Actually I'd rather have the money.(不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.) 经典对话二: 男:Can I have your name?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?) 女:Why? Don't you already have...
@全明6775：两人幽默英语对话 - 作业帮
祖梁17583568344…… [答案] 上次小学同学给我邮寄了一箱槟榔. 一哥们问我是啥,我说是湖南特产. 他一听来劲了,硬要尝一点,好吧,我给他了. 半个小时后,他居然跑到我宿舍跪在我面前,真的跪了,满脸通红,额头全是汗,只说了一句话:你给我的是啥,解药……解药给...
@全明6775：英语短篇对话笑话 -
祖梁17583568344…… 有一天,俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料.他选好一样东西,俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看.当然俺有点不好意思了,而且俺还会句英语.于是 ,俺就对他说: “I am sorry”. “I am sorry, too” 外国人回答. “I am sorry three” 我道. “...
@全明6775：急求搞笑英语情景对话4人的,要平均点的,谢谢啦 -
祖梁17583568344…… 1.I had an amusing experience last year. After I had left a small village in the south of France, I drove on to the next town. On the way, a young man waved to me. I stopped and he asked me for a lift. As soon as he had got into the car, I said good ...
祖梁17583568344…… Just after class,a teacher asked to a student＂Boy, why have you got cotton in your ear? Is it infected? You look very pain,＂ ＂No, sir, but you just told me everything my a ear went in one ear and out. so I am trying to stop it.＂ “孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?” “没有,老师.可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面.” 选我吧,好不容易打出来.
@全明6775：英语幽默对话,大约三分钟 -
祖梁17583568344…… who was the first man? 谁是世界上第一个男人 a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?” 一个老师问她的学生:“谁是世界上第一个男人” “george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly. 一个小男孩立刻大声说:“乔治.华盛...
@全明6775：谁帮我找一个英语小笑话,一问一答式的,最少要有四句.
祖梁17583568344…… 一个小笑话、你是个英语白痴,不小心撞到一个老外,你说I am sorry,老外说I am sorry too,你说I am sorry three,老外:What are you sorry for?你说I am sorry five…
@全明6775：两人英语搞笑情景对话 -
祖梁17583568344…… I:I fuck you yestoday You: I went to bed with you yestoday!I:I fuck you girlfriend,oh,very nice, good!You:I fuck you mother!I:You go,my mother is in the company,you go!You:Shit,fuck,you mother is bird dipporite!
@全明6775：英语搞笑小对话(3分钟,两个人的)快~~ -
祖梁17583568344…… Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了. Teacher: Peter!Tell us, what's the biggest in the world? 老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大? Peter: Well, well....eyelids.... 彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮…… ...
@全明6775：英语幽默对话 -
祖梁17583568344…… 经典对话一: 男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?) 女:Actually I'd rather have the money.(不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.) 经典对话二: 男:Can I have your name?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?) 女:Why? Don't ...
@全明6775：有没有英语简单易懂的幽默小对话?(2分钟的) -
祖梁17583568344…… 男:Can I buy you a drink?(我可以为你买一杯饮料吗?) 女:Actually I'd rather have the money.(不必,我我宁愿留下那些钱.) 经典对话二: 男:Can I have your name?(直译:我能有你的名字吗?) 女:Why? Don't you already have...
@全明6775：两人幽默英语对话 - 作业帮
祖梁17583568344…… [答案] 上次小学同学给我邮寄了一箱槟榔. 一哥们问我是啥,我说是湖南特产. 他一听来劲了,硬要尝一点,好吧,我给他了. 半个小时后,他居然跑到我宿舍跪在我面前,真的跪了,满脸通红,额头全是汗,只说了一句话:你给我的是啥,解药……解药给...
@全明6775：英语短篇对话笑话 -
祖梁17583568344…… 有一天,俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料.他选好一样东西,俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看.当然俺有点不好意思了,而且俺还会句英语.于是 ,俺就对他说: “I am sorry”. “I am sorry, too” 外国人回答. “I am sorry three” 我道. “...
@全明6775：急求搞笑英语情景对话4人的,要平均点的,谢谢啦 -
祖梁17583568344…… 1.I had an amusing experience last year. After I had left a small village in the south of France, I drove on to the next town. On the way, a young man waved to me. I stopped and he asked me for a lift. As soon as he had got into the car, I said good ...
