中国式英语搞笑段子
@淳变5643：找些骂人或搞笑的中国式英语句子,尽量不要太长 -
雕芝19176413609…… Get the hell out of here ! 滚开!Go to hell!去死吧!What do you think you are?你以为你是谁啊?You make me sick!你令我恶心!Take a hike!哪凉快哪待着去!Get off my back!少跟我罗嗦!You ask for it!你自找的!Cut it out!省省吧!就先这些吧!
@淳变5643：谁知道有好玩的中国式英语? -
雕芝19176413609…… (1)你不鸟我,我也不鸟你—you don't bird me,I don't bird you.(2)有事启奏,无事退朝—hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say! if you have nothing to s...
@淳变5643：谁知道有好玩的中国式英语? -
雕芝19176413609…… 1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 你...
@淳变5643：简单英语笑话急需 -
雕芝19176413609…… 世界上最强的中国式英文 1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, ...
@淳变5643：搞笑的英语句子? -
雕芝19176413609…… 1、When two's company, three's the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 2、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 3、God ...
@淳变5643：搞笑英语句子 -
雕芝19176413609…… One should love animals. They are so tasty Love the neighbor. But don't get caught ＂Your future depends on your dreams.＂ So go to sleep A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view The more you learn, the ...
@淳变5643：有趣的中式英语
雕芝19176413609…… long time no see 好久不见!
@淳变5643：英语段子搞笑的唯美的都行,带翻译.... -
雕芝19176413609…… 1. Mun Betty broke the window(妈妈,贝蒂砸破了窗玻璃) 2. How did she do it?(她怎么砸的?)3. I threw a rock at her and she ducked(我扔石头砸她,她躲开了)
@淳变5643：有哪些好玩的英文段子 -
雕芝19176413609…… one car come , one car go,two car peng peng, one car die
@淳变5643：中国式离婚里面宋建平和娟子一帮朋友一起喝酒时讲的笑话的内容是什么啊? -
雕芝19176413609…… 从前有个天津人去美国,可是不会英语.你说谈判什么的有翻译,可是平时要是出去买个东西什么,怎么办呢? 人家就说:“嗨,这简单,你就学一句,就全能解决了” “学什么呢?” “你就学一句呀,HOW MUCH? 就全能解决了.”(中国式英语读成:好嘛吃?.好,这天津人记住了. 有天去买东西,到了结账的时候,怎么也想不起那句话怎么说了.想了半天,就说:“嘛好吃?”不对~(天津话嘛就是什么的意思) “好吃嘛!”也不对~ “噢!是吃嘛好!”…… 笑~ 嗯,我mp3里有老陈的这段笑话,没事时听的,刚才就是凭着记忆打的,可能有不准的地方,不过大概其就是这意思吧.
雕芝19176413609…… Get the hell out of here ! 滚开!Go to hell!去死吧!What do you think you are?你以为你是谁啊?You make me sick!你令我恶心!Take a hike!哪凉快哪待着去!Get off my back!少跟我罗嗦!You ask for it!你自找的!Cut it out!省省吧!就先这些吧!
@淳变5643：谁知道有好玩的中国式英语? -
雕芝19176413609…… (1)你不鸟我,我也不鸟你—you don't bird me,I don't bird you.(2)有事启奏,无事退朝—hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say! if you have nothing to s...
@淳变5643：谁知道有好玩的中国式英语? -
雕芝19176413609…… 1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ! together up ! 你...
@淳变5643：简单英语笑话急需 -
雕芝19176413609…… 世界上最强的中国式英文 1.we two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁阿 2.how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你,怎么老是你? 3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我,我也不鸟你 4.you have seed I will give you some color to see see, ...
@淳变5643：搞笑的英语句子? -
雕芝19176413609…… 1、When two's company, three's the result! 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是! 2、Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外,后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. 3、God ...
@淳变5643：搞笑英语句子 -
雕芝19176413609…… One should love animals. They are so tasty Love the neighbor. But don't get caught ＂Your future depends on your dreams.＂ So go to sleep A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view The more you learn, the ...
@淳变5643：有趣的中式英语
雕芝19176413609…… long time no see 好久不见!
@淳变5643：英语段子搞笑的唯美的都行,带翻译.... -
雕芝19176413609…… 1. Mun Betty broke the window(妈妈,贝蒂砸破了窗玻璃) 2. How did she do it?(她怎么砸的?)3. I threw a rock at her and she ducked(我扔石头砸她,她躲开了)
@淳变5643：有哪些好玩的英文段子 -
雕芝19176413609…… one car come , one car go,two car peng peng, one car die
@淳变5643：中国式离婚里面宋建平和娟子一帮朋友一起喝酒时讲的笑话的内容是什么啊? -
雕芝19176413609…… 从前有个天津人去美国,可是不会英语.你说谈判什么的有翻译,可是平时要是出去买个东西什么,怎么办呢? 人家就说:“嗨,这简单,你就学一句,就全能解决了” “学什么呢?” “你就学一句呀,HOW MUCH? 就全能解决了.”(中国式英语读成:好嘛吃?.好,这天津人记住了. 有天去买东西,到了结账的时候,怎么也想不起那句话怎么说了.想了半天,就说:“嘛好吃?”不对~(天津话嘛就是什么的意思) “好吃嘛!”也不对~ “噢!是吃嘛好!”…… 笑~ 嗯,我mp3里有老陈的这段笑话,没事时听的,刚才就是凭着记忆打的,可能有不准的地方,不过大概其就是这意思吧.
