外国名人幽默笑话
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禹蓉19749219384…… 中国相声艺术是语言艺术;外国幽默笑话是行为艺术. 中国相声艺术通常采用抖包袱的形式,全靠嘴皮子,著名表演大师有:侯宝林、刘宝瑞、马三立,还有非著名相声演员:郭德纲;外国幽默笑话总是做些离奇古怪的动作,使人不得不笑,著名的表演大师有:卓别林、憨豆先生等.
@伊废3957：请提供一个经典的英语幽默笑话 -
禹蓉19749219384…… 1. Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed ...
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禹蓉19749219384…… 波兰女人抱怨说,她虽然有电视机又有电冰箱,却没有东西可以放入冰箱.有人提议: 「为什麽不把电视机放在冰箱里面,那就什麽都齐全了.」 驾车游欧的女士站在希腊一处古迹的倒地石柱前拍纪念照.「千万别把汽车拍进去,」 她大声说,「不然我丈夫一定会说是我把柱子给撞倒的.」 瘦弱的小毛虫给漂亮的雀小姐发现了,连忙哀求道:「请不要吃我,我可以告诉你我 同伴的住处,它们比我肥美的多呢!」雀小姐答:「不必了,我正在减肥.」说罢便 把毛虫一口吃掉.
@伊废3957：我想收集一些搞笑的故事,不要太短,一些名人趣事更好. -
禹蓉19749219384…… 1、爱因斯坦一位女友打电话给他,最后要求爱因斯坦记下她的电话号码,以便联系.“我的电话号码不好记,请您拿笔记一下.”女友说道.“说吧,我听着.”爱因斯坦并没有拿笔.“24361.” “这有什么难的?两打和19的平方,我记住...
@伊废3957：马克吐温幽默故事的英文法国名人波盖取笑美国人历史太短,说:“美国人没事的时候,往往喜欢怀念祖宗,可是一想到祖父一代,就不能不打住了.” 马克... - 作业帮
禹蓉19749219384…… [答案] 1--Mark Twain in a reception response to a reporter's question,said :＂The United States Congress is some dog * - dependence.＂He will press the case made public.Washington must Members Mark Twain published in a newspaper revelation,...
@伊废3957：5个英语小笑话!要中文!越短越好! -
禹蓉19749219384…… 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳...
@伊废3957：收集经典的全英文笑话?
禹蓉19749219384…… 一个醉酒司机和交警的搞笑对话 A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, ＂What' s the problem officer?＂ Officer: ＂You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.＂ Man: ＂No sir, I was going 65.＂ Wife: ＂Oh, Harry. You were going 80....
@伊废3957：简短简短的英文笑话大全爆笑 -
禹蓉19749219384…… I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: ＂Wake up, sir!＂ ＂I wasn't
禹蓉19749219384…… 中国相声艺术是语言艺术;外国幽默笑话是行为艺术. 中国相声艺术通常采用抖包袱的形式,全靠嘴皮子,著名表演大师有:侯宝林、刘宝瑞、马三立,还有非著名相声演员:郭德纲;外国幽默笑话总是做些离奇古怪的动作,使人不得不笑,著名的表演大师有:卓别林、憨豆先生等.
@伊废3957：请提供一个经典的英语幽默笑话 -
禹蓉19749219384…… 1. Virtue Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed ...
@伊废3957：收集外国经典笑话! -
禹蓉19749219384…… 波兰女人抱怨说,她虽然有电视机又有电冰箱,却没有东西可以放入冰箱.有人提议: 「为什麽不把电视机放在冰箱里面,那就什麽都齐全了.」 驾车游欧的女士站在希腊一处古迹的倒地石柱前拍纪念照.「千万别把汽车拍进去,」 她大声说,「不然我丈夫一定会说是我把柱子给撞倒的.」 瘦弱的小毛虫给漂亮的雀小姐发现了,连忙哀求道:「请不要吃我,我可以告诉你我 同伴的住处,它们比我肥美的多呢!」雀小姐答:「不必了,我正在减肥.」说罢便 把毛虫一口吃掉.
@伊废3957：我想收集一些搞笑的故事,不要太短,一些名人趣事更好. -
禹蓉19749219384…… 1、爱因斯坦一位女友打电话给他,最后要求爱因斯坦记下她的电话号码,以便联系.“我的电话号码不好记,请您拿笔记一下.”女友说道.“说吧,我听着.”爱因斯坦并没有拿笔.“24361.” “这有什么难的?两打和19的平方,我记住...
@伊废3957：马克吐温幽默故事的英文法国名人波盖取笑美国人历史太短,说:“美国人没事的时候,往往喜欢怀念祖宗,可是一想到祖父一代,就不能不打住了.” 马克... - 作业帮
禹蓉19749219384…… [答案] 1--Mark Twain in a reception response to a reporter's question,said :＂The United States Congress is some dog * - dependence.＂He will press the case made public.Washington must Members Mark Twain published in a newspaper revelation,...
@伊废3957：5个英语小笑话!要中文!越短越好! -
禹蓉19749219384…… 英语笑话(一) Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一小.但除此之外呢,那就是猴子身上可以长跳...
@伊废3957：收集经典的全英文笑话?
禹蓉19749219384…… 一个醉酒司机和交警的搞笑对话 A driver is stopped by a police officer. The driver asks, ＂What' s the problem officer?＂ Officer: ＂You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.＂ Man: ＂No sir, I was going 65.＂ Wife: ＂Oh, Harry. You were going 80....
@伊废3957：简短简短的英文笑话大全爆笑 -
禹蓉19749219384…… I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: ＂Wake up, sir!＂ ＂I wasn't
