英语小对话二人组搞笑
@端咳3237：英语的小笑话(二人对话的)适用于中小学生的!不用太长! - 作业帮
董亚13726934856…… [答案] A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly.＂Here are two cents more.But why are ...
@端咳3237：哪位有两个人的英语对话要幽默一点的有两三分钟长就行!如果是有新意一点的最好! - 作业帮
董亚13726934856…… [答案] Tom kis Linda,then. Linda say:Oh,Tom,please do not! 1 minute later,Linda say:Oh,Tom,Pls do.. then,Oh,Tom,pls.. then,Oh,Tom... Then,Oh.
@端咳3237：英语课上用的二人幽默对话,带翻译,不要太短 -
董亚13726934856…… 男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?) 女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.)【我立马走人】 男:Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?) 女:Yes....
@端咳3237：两人幽默英语对话 - 作业帮
董亚13726934856…… [答案] 上次小学同学给我邮寄了一箱槟榔. 一哥们问我是啥,我说是湖南特产. 他一听来劲了,硬要尝一点,好吧,我给他了. 半个小时后,他居然跑到我宿舍跪在我面前,真的跪了,满脸通红,额头全是汗,只说了一句话:你给我的是啥,解药……解药给...
@端咳3237：两人英语搞笑情景对话 -
董亚13726934856…… I:I fuck you yestoday You: I went to bed with you yestoday!I:I fuck you girlfriend,oh,very nice, good!You:I fuck you mother!I:You go,my mother is in the company,you go!You:Shit,fuck,you mother is bird dipporite!
@端咳3237：两人简单的英语对话搞笑的 -
董亚13726934856…… A:what is your name? 你叫啥名? B:Hu胡(谐音:谁) A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who?谁? B:yes, I am~是,我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡啊 A:You!你! B:Yes, my name是啊,我的名字啊 A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊 B:Hu!胡! A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?! B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡 A:O~哦
@端咳3237：给我一篇两人英语对话的幽默笑话 -
董亚13726934856…… .两个人对话的英语笑话篇1 A Woman's Answer 女人的回答 A husband said to his wife, ＂Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?＂ 一位丈夫对妻子说:“为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?” ＂Well,＂ his ...
@端咳3237：求两人幽默英语对话 带翻译 - 作业帮
董亚13726934856…… [答案] Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了. Teacher:Peter!Tell us,what's the biggest in the world? 老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大? Peter:Well,well.eyelids. 彼得:嗯……嗯……眼皮…… Teacher:What?...
@端咳3237：跪求一篇简短的两人搞笑英文对话
董亚13726934856…… 一、 Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard. 顾客:来个热狗. 侍者:很高兴. 顾客:不要,加上芥末. (注:英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思.这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了.怪不得他...
@端咳3237：英语两人小对话——笑话 - 作业帮
董亚13726934856…… [答案] guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door,talking to ... she called back. ＂You just shut that door,please,＂ called the guard,＂and I'll see to the rest.＂ 要译文找我!更多英文小笑话...
董亚13726934856…… [答案] A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're a good boy,＂ said the mother proudly.＂Here are two cents more.But why are ...
@端咳3237：哪位有两个人的英语对话要幽默一点的有两三分钟长就行!如果是有新意一点的最好! - 作业帮
董亚13726934856…… [答案] Tom kis Linda,then. Linda say:Oh,Tom,please do not! 1 minute later,Linda say:Oh,Tom,Pls do.. then,Oh,Tom,pls.. then,Oh,Tom... Then,Oh.
@端咳3237：英语课上用的二人幽默对话,带翻译,不要太短 -
董亚13726934856…… 男: This seat empty?(这个座位是空的吧?) 女:Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的,如果你坐下,我的座位就是空的.)【我立马走人】 男:Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什么地方见过你?) 女:Yes....
@端咳3237：两人幽默英语对话 - 作业帮
董亚13726934856…… [答案] 上次小学同学给我邮寄了一箱槟榔. 一哥们问我是啥,我说是湖南特产. 他一听来劲了,硬要尝一点,好吧,我给他了. 半个小时后,他居然跑到我宿舍跪在我面前,真的跪了,满脸通红,额头全是汗,只说了一句话:你给我的是啥,解药……解药给...
@端咳3237：两人英语搞笑情景对话 -
董亚13726934856…… I:I fuck you yestoday You: I went to bed with you yestoday!I:I fuck you girlfriend,oh,very nice, good!You:I fuck you mother!I:You go,my mother is in the company,you go!You:Shit,fuck,you mother is bird dipporite!
@端咳3237：两人简单的英语对话搞笑的 -
董亚13726934856…… A:what is your name? 你叫啥名? B:Hu胡(谐音:谁) A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who?谁? B:yes, I am~是,我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡啊 A:You!你! B:Yes, my name是啊,我的名字啊 A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊 B:Hu!胡! A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?! B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡 A:O~哦
@端咳3237：给我一篇两人英语对话的幽默笑话 -
董亚13726934856…… .两个人对话的英语笑话篇1 A Woman's Answer 女人的回答 A husband said to his wife, ＂Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?＂ 一位丈夫对妻子说:“为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?” ＂Well,＂ his ...
@端咳3237：求两人幽默英语对话 带翻译 - 作业帮
董亚13726934856…… [答案] Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking. 老师正在讲课,彼得打起瞌睡来了. Teacher:Peter!Tell us,what's the biggest in the world? 老师:彼得!你说说,世界上什么最大? Peter:Well,well.eyelids. 彼得:嗯……嗯……眼皮…… Teacher:What?...
@端咳3237：跪求一篇简短的两人搞笑英文对话
董亚13726934856…… 一、 Customer: Give me a hot dog. Waiter: With pleasure. Customer: No, with mustard. 顾客:来个热狗. 侍者:很高兴. 顾客:不要,加上芥末. (注:英语中with pleasure是“很高兴”的意思.这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了.怪不得他...
@端咳3237：英语两人小对话——笑话 - 作业帮
董亚13726934856…… [答案] guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door,talking to ... she called back. ＂You just shut that door,please,＂ called the guard,＂and I'll see to the rest.＂ 要译文找我!更多英文小笑话...
