外国人的笑话
@凤定4524：外国人的笑话 - 搜狗百科
俞岭19853033512…… 波兰女人抱怨说,她虽然有电视机又有电冰箱,却没有东西可以放入冰箱.有人提议: 「为什麽不把电视机放在冰箱里面,那就什麽都齐全了.」 驾车游欧的女士站在希腊一处古迹的倒地石柱前拍纪念照.「千万别把汽车拍进去,」 她大声说,「不然我丈夫一定会说是我把柱子给撞倒的.」 瘦弱的小毛虫给漂亮的雀小姐发现了,连忙哀求道:「请不要吃我,我可以告诉你我 同伴的住处,它们比我肥美的多呢!」雀小姐答:「不必了,我正在减肥.」说罢便 把毛虫一口吃掉.
@凤定4524：英语超短笑话,要短的,带中文.要有创新点的.不知道别说. -
俞岭19853033512…… can you call me an ambulance ok,from now on ,l will call you “an ambulance” 你可以帮我叫辆救护车么 好的,从现在起,我会叫你'一辆救护车' 一个美国人写的的:“30 years ago, we had Bob Hope (明星的名字), Johnny Cash (歌星的名字) and Steve Jobs (乔布斯). Today we have no Hope, no Cash, and no Jobs.＂ (今天没有希望、没有钱、没有工作.) 这几个笑话都是比较符合外国人笑点的
@凤定4524：求几则能让人笑的英文笑话,谢谢支持 -
俞岭19853033512…… Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.园艺定律:区分益草和害草的办法是,拔出来试试——如果很容易拔掉,就证明它是益草.
@凤定4524：谁能讲一句外国笑话?
俞岭19853033512…… a Chinese: i'm sorry. a foreigner: i'm sorry, too. C: i'm sorry three. F: what are you sorry for? C: i'm sorry five.
@凤定4524：求超级好笑的英语笑话!! -
俞岭19853033512…… Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. ＂ What's in your box?＂ asked the friend.＂A cat,＂ answered Mrs Brown. ＂You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This ...
@凤定4524：简单的英文笑话
俞岭19853033512…… 好吧~~给你讲一个一老几英语学的半斤八两的就拽不唧唧的跑外国体验生活~~一日街头不小心撞到一老外~~此人大喜~~机会来了~~他赶紧对老外说:＂I'm sorry.＂老外出于礼貌:＂I'm sorry too.＂此人心想,two???然后赶紧回道:＂I'm sorry three.＂老外自然不懂:＂what are you sorry for?＂(你怎么这样说对不起?)此人想,four???然后立刻说:＂I'm sorry five.＂就先给你讲这个了~~别的知道很多比如什么“Tomorow morning, who get up who call who”啥类~~懒的写了
@凤定4524：谁有英语的小笑话或小故事.
俞岭19853033512…… Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is swallow? Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher:Please tell us. Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside ...
俞岭19853033512…… 波兰女人抱怨说,她虽然有电视机又有电冰箱,却没有东西可以放入冰箱.有人提议: 「为什麽不把电视机放在冰箱里面,那就什麽都齐全了.」 驾车游欧的女士站在希腊一处古迹的倒地石柱前拍纪念照.「千万别把汽车拍进去,」 她大声说,「不然我丈夫一定会说是我把柱子给撞倒的.」 瘦弱的小毛虫给漂亮的雀小姐发现了,连忙哀求道:「请不要吃我,我可以告诉你我 同伴的住处,它们比我肥美的多呢!」雀小姐答:「不必了,我正在减肥.」说罢便 把毛虫一口吃掉.
@凤定4524：英语超短笑话,要短的,带中文.要有创新点的.不知道别说. -
俞岭19853033512…… can you call me an ambulance ok,from now on ,l will call you “an ambulance” 你可以帮我叫辆救护车么 好的,从现在起,我会叫你'一辆救护车' 一个美国人写的的:“30 years ago, we had Bob Hope (明星的名字), Johnny Cash (歌星的名字) and Steve Jobs (乔布斯). Today we have no Hope, no Cash, and no Jobs.＂ (今天没有希望、没有钱、没有工作.) 这几个笑话都是比较符合外国人笑点的
@凤定4524：求几则能让人笑的英文笑话,谢谢支持 -
俞岭19853033512…… Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.园艺定律:区分益草和害草的办法是,拔出来试试——如果很容易拔掉,就证明它是益草.
@凤定4524：谁能讲一句外国笑话?
俞岭19853033512…… a Chinese: i'm sorry. a foreigner: i'm sorry, too. C: i'm sorry three. F: what are you sorry for? C: i'm sorry five.
@凤定4524：求超级好笑的英语笑话!! -
俞岭19853033512…… Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top. ＂ What's in your box?＂ asked the friend.＂A cat,＂ answered Mrs Brown. ＂You see I've been dreaming about mice at night and I'm so scared! This ...
@凤定4524：简单的英文笑话
俞岭19853033512…… 好吧~~给你讲一个一老几英语学的半斤八两的就拽不唧唧的跑外国体验生活~~一日街头不小心撞到一老外~~此人大喜~~机会来了~~他赶紧对老外说:＂I'm sorry.＂老外出于礼貌:＂I'm sorry too.＂此人心想,two???然后赶紧回道:＂I'm sorry three.＂老外自然不懂:＂what are you sorry for?＂(你怎么这样说对不起?)此人想,four???然后立刻说:＂I'm sorry five.＂就先给你讲这个了~~别的知道很多比如什么“Tomorow morning, who get up who call who”啥类~~懒的写了
@凤定4524：谁有英语的小笑话或小故事.
俞岭19853033512…… Teacher:Here are two birds,one is a swallow,the other is sparrow.Now who can tell us which is swallow? Student:I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher:Please tell us. Student:The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside ...
